Fun Friday - Military Humor II
Posted by zaphriel on August 26, 2005
Can anyone guess the service being made fun of here?
Leave your answer in the comments.
More military truisms…
“Blue water Navy truism: There are more planes in the ocean
than submarines in the sky.”
- From an old carrier sailor
——–
“If the wings are traveling faster than the fuselage, it’s
probably a helicopter — and therefore, unsafe.”
——–
“When one engine fails on a twin-engine airplane you always
have enough power left to get you to the scene of the crash.”
——–
“Without ammunition, the USAF would be just another expensive
flying club.”
——–
“What is the similarity between air traffic controllers and
pilots?
If a pilot screws up, the pilot dies; If ATC screws up, …. the
pilot dies.”
——–
“Never trade luck for skill.”
——–
The three most common expressions (or famous last
words) in aviation are:
“Why is it doing that?”
“Where are we?”
and “Oh S#@%!”
——–
“Weather forecasts are horoscopes with numbers.”
than submarines in the sky.”
- From an old carrier sailor
——–
“If the wings are traveling faster than the fuselage, it’s
probably a helicopter — and therefore, unsafe.”
——–
“When one engine fails on a twin-engine airplane you always
have enough power left to get you to the scene of the crash.”
——–
“Without ammunition, the USAF would be just another expensive
flying club.”
——–
“What is the similarity between air traffic controllers and
pilots?
If a pilot screws up, the pilot dies; If ATC screws up, …. the
pilot dies.”
——–
“Never trade luck for skill.”
——–
The three most common expressions (or famous last
words) in aviation are:
“Why is it doing that?”
“Where are we?”
and “Oh S#@%!”
——–
“Weather forecasts are horoscopes with numbers.”
and finally….
Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked by the doctor, “Why do you want to join the Air Force, son?”
“My father said it’d be a good idea, sir.”
“Oh? And what does your father do?”
“He’s in the Army, sir.”
P.S. It’s not military but is sure can be funny - Strongbad
That is all.
