Global Warming.

I told you YESTERDAY dammit, the answer would be global warming. But no…you didn’t believe me! You thought I was making it up. I warned you…that global warming would be the answer to every Jeopardy question in the future. But you weren’t listening.

Impressive!

Every single day, the MSM reports on Global Warming. Yes every day: day in and day out. The media ASSAULT is non-stop. So from now on….whatever illness, malaise, or misfortune you may have- blame it on Global Warming.

Hmmm….I think I’ll call in sick today. Thanks Al!

One day, very soon, Jeopardy will no longer be on television. And not because Alex Trebek passed away- mind you- but because the answer to EVERY Jeopardy clue will be: What is Global Warming. You can’t have a game show where every answer is the same. Uh….no…I’m not kidding.

A top Democrat told high school students gathered at the U.S. Capitol Thursday that climate change caused Hurricane Katrina and the conflict in Darfur, which led to the “black hawk down” battle between U.S. troops and Somali rebels.

Rep. Edward Markey (D-Mass.), chairman of the House (Select) Energy Independence and Global Warming Committee, also equated the drive for global warming legislation with the drive for women’s suffrage in the late 19th and early 20th centuries.

Absolutely astounding.

I use to think these oddball remarks were hilarious. But I’ve tracked them so many times and posted such a litany of these that I’ve come to realize how unbelievably stupid- people with IMPORTANT jobs are! And just -how out of hand- all of this is becoming.

…that I’ll remember about Tony Snow. His laughter was infectious, even in the rare times I didn’t agree with him. We will miss him.

I found an EXCELLENT Op-Ed in the Wall Street Journal. And its author did an outstanding job of bringing clarity to the Global Warming Hoax.

The real place where discussions of global warming belong is in the realm of belief, and particularly the motives for belief. I see three mutually compatible explanations.

The first is as a vehicle of ideological convenience. Socialism may have failed as an economic theory, but global warming alarmism, with its dire warnings about the consequences of industry and consumerism, is equally a rebuke to capitalism. Take just about any other discredited leftist nostrum of yore – population control, higher taxes, a vast new regulatory regime, global economic redistribution, an enhanced role for the United Nations – and global warming provides a justification. One wonders what the left would make of a scientific “consensus” warning that some looming environmental crisis could only be averted if every college-educated woman bore six children: Thumbs to “patriarchal” science; curtains to the species.

A second explanation is theological. Surely it is no accident that the principal catastrophe predicted by global warming alarmists is diluvian in nature. Surely it is not a coincidence that modern-day environmentalists are awfully biblical in their critique of the depredations of modern society: “And it repented the LORD that he had made man on the earth, and it grieved him at his heart.” That’s Genesis, but it sounds like Jim Hansen. And surely it is in keeping with this essentially religious outlook that the “solutions” chiefly offered to global warming involve radical changes to personal behavior, all of them with an ascetic, virtue-centric bent: drive less, buy less, walk lightly upon the earth and so on. A light carbon footprint has become the 21st-century equivalent of sexual abstinence.

Is that rich or what? That was a cackle!

Finally, there is a psychological explanation. Listen carefully to the global warming alarmists, and the main theme that emerges is that what the developed world needs is a large dose of penance. What’s remarkable is the extent to which penance sells among a mostly secular audience. What is there to be penitent about?

Read the whole article.

You gotta love reading the Drudge Report. It’s like reading a sagacious outragious contagious tabloid. Drudge is the consummate performer. No one can entertain and shock quicker, faster and with greater impact than he. It’s Grand Theatre. Why don’t you know…every day could be the END of the WORLD!

AP: Everything seemingly is spinning out of control

That was one headline…here’s another:

NASA WARMING SCIENTIST: ‘LAST CHANCE’

Yah…Global Warming…we humans only have a few years left to live. And if you don’t believe it-by God- here’s a few more to back it up.

Many Dutch prepare for 2012 apocalypse

More than 800 wildfires burning in California

Midwest floodwaters could linger for weeks

Scared to get out of bed? That ought to get your heart beating in the morning, huh? This was ONE DAY of headlines. You have to give Drudge credit, there’s a reason why he’s become a dominant news source. You can’t turn your eyes away…you might miss something! None of this is made up…..all of these headlines are nothing more than hyperlinks to supporting news articles- articles from established news agencies- where facts are checked and rechecked. So….you can bet there are:

1. Dutch boys ready for Armageddon
2. A carbon knuckleheaded NASA scientist
3. People up to their stop signs in water
4. California firemen working alot of overtime

It’s like the National Enquirer meets the Washington Post meets the New England Journal of Medicine. Hmmm, I wonder if I will live to see….

…tomorrow’s headlines.

Democrats and the Main Stream Media will tell you we are in a huge recession….some even comparing it to a DEPRESSION: unemployment is up…the housing debacle…gas prices…how terrible the economy is…and well life in general…is just…just dreadful. If ALL of that is true-then I sure find this to be quite the ANOMALY:

Americans donated $306 billion to charities in 2007, as U.S. philanthropic giving rose to a record level despite a downturn in the national economy, a survey being released today has found. Charitable giving increased 1 percent last year, when inflation is taken into account, and surpassed $300 billion for the first time, according to the Giving USA survey.

Heavens to Cancer Research…what’s going on here? The MSM hasn’t let us forget how frightening life is. What with the blight…and the floods….and the famine…the global warming…AND the economy? (Good God…it’s a wonder I can get out of bed.)

But experts said that the growth may be short-lived, as many charities reported concerns that rising gas prices and turmoil in the housing and credit markets could hamper their fundraising this year.

Well there you go. Ye had to go and rain on the charity parade didn’t you? Yah….let’s not get too cozy with any bit of good news…the MSM will make sure you remember that…afterall- the world is STILL coming to an end dammit!

Over 300 billion for the FIRST TIME. Ever. Think about that. Something’s not adding up here. Could it be that we aren’t in a recession?

And never have been.

Continuing in a long tradition, finely honed and crafted by such delustered deleterious race peddlers as Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton and Jeremiah Wright…I present Spike Lee.

Responding to Lee’s criticism of his second world war films for ignoring black soldiers, Eastwood said America’s most influential black director, should “shut his face”. But after the remarks were reported around the world, Lee hit back, reminding the older man that they were not “on a plantation“.

Well…Spike..nothing like invoking the race card whenever you open up your pusillanimous piehole. Let me see if I’ve got this straight- you openly criticize Clint Eastwood using the Main Stream Media, then Clint Eastwood responds, now you throw down the race card, not to mention the victim canard, using slavery- ABOLISHED IN 1865- to establish some kind of moral highground?

Are you kidding me? If you’ve got a beef, did it ever occur to you to pick up the phone and CALL Clint privately? Send him a personal email? A Western Union telegram? Drop by his house in Carmel, California?

Evidently not.

Spike Lee…another angry black man suffering from what I call- OJ Simpson Syndrome.

A first-term Senator is now the Democratic nominee for President of the United States. A pseudo-egalitarian who represents and embodies a true socialist agenda. A man who just happens to have the most liberal voting record in Congress. The liberal press loves him…ney- adores him- and ignored every warning sign along the way.

Democrats wanted ‘CHANGE’.

In less than a year, Barack Obama went from being an obscure, first-term U.S. senator to the projected Democratic presidential nominee.Standing before a crowd of thousands Tuesday in St. Paul, Minnesota, Obama declared himself the Democratic nominee.

“Tonight we mark the end of one historic journey with the beginning of another – a journey that will bring a new and better day to America,” he said. “This is our time. Our time to turn the page on the policies of the past,” he said.

Of course, if the ‘change’ and the ‘journey’ takes you to a purer form of socialism and communism…then change you shall have. Make no mistake, our society is on the brink of an ideological shift. And Barack Hussein Obama is the MAN.

To be clear…’our time’ refers specifically to all those delusional democrats who have supported him. It certainly isn’t MY time. Should Obama win in November, Americans will have their Nanny State- where everyone is a victim.

And as a result, not since Franklin Delano Roosevelt…not since the New Deal, will the United States government have more impact on your life.

And you want that? 

America, you are out of your ever-loving minds.

The NY Times and the liberals have won. They have fought the hard fight, and they’ve won. It was only a matter of time. Mark the tombstone: May 6, 2008. Congratulations to all liberals: you’ve hijacked the national discourse, you’ve successfully manipulated the English language and you’ve proven once again- the pen is indeed mightier than the sword.

U.S. officials are being advised in internal government documents to avoid referring publicly to al Qaeda and other terrorist groups as Islamic or Muslim, and not to use terms like jihad or mujahedeen, which “unintentionally legitimize” terrorism.

“Avoid labeling everything ‘Muslim.’ It reinforces the ‘U.S. vs. Islam’ framework that al Qaeda promotes,” according to “Words that Work and Words that Don’t: A Guide for Counter-Terrorism Communication,” produced last month by the center.

“You have a large percentage of the world’ s population that subscribes to this religion,” the former official said. “Unintentionally alienating them is not a judicious move.”

Alienating?

Okay class- time for a review. How many Al Qaeda members are Lutheran? How many Mujahedeen are Catholic? How many jihadists are Mennonite? Name one.

When was the last time a Jew walked into a Saudi supermarket and blew himself up destroying all human life and property within a 100 yard radius? How many Iranian children have been killed by a crazed Methodist? How many Muslim women have been raped and killed by homicidal Baptists? NPR has never reported a brutal beheading of a Christian by a Buddhist. No 16 year old Christian has ever leveled a Muslim marketplace with a bomb.

None. Ever.

Is every Muslim a terrorist? Of course not. But make no mistake: almost all terrorists ARE MUSLIM.

The UK Telegraph has posted their top 50 most influential political pundits in America. Karl Rove is Number 1? I’m not sure I agree with that….maybe 4 or 5 years ago, but not in 2008. Anyway, take a look.